Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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