first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
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He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
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If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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