the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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