Me. At least after what I've been through.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
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I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
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My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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