She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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