How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
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Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
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Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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