That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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