remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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