After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
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day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
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And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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