Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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