so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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