Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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