His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
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He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
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Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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