you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
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Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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