Whod you bang
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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