I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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