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So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
