I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
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You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
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She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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