So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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