Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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