Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
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He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
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tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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