"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
In other news, I just burned my penis
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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