I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
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Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
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He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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