we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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