Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
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I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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