Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Randomize
