Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
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Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
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I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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