I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
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