would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
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Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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