There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
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Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
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The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
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