Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
The cops high fived after they tackled you
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Never underestimate the power of titties
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Randomize
