Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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