In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
ugly people sure do ruin things
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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