So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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