Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
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I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
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just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I love you.
Bad choice
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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