I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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