thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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