I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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