haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
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he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
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I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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