I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
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In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
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Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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