So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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