So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
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I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
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I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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