i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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