My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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