We're like a lot better than the average bears
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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