Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
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God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
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Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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