god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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