I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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