Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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