I am in a vortex of obligation.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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