he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
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it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
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COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Panties = found
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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