fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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