I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
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after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
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All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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