that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Be still, my beating vagina.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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